Ridiculous 4th of July iPod Accessories
First up is the iXoundWear White Cap for iPod Nano.
What it is: A baseball hat that holds you iPod Nano and headphone cables for hands free personal iPod action. Best of all it’s unisex and adjustable, so all your friends can take turns looking awesome.
Who it’s for: Active iPod Nano owners who want to keep their necks free of any headphone cables and enjoy blending technology with high fashion.
How much: $25 from HandHelditems I guess money can buy taste.
Next we have the George Foreman GIPOD200 grill.
What it is: An indoor/outdoor electric grill with built-in speaker and iPod input. With 200 square inches of grilling surface and 10-watt speaker, this thing is ready to be the life of the party. Best part? A center channel for draining fat.
Who it’s for: Discerning audiophiles who like to watch the Food Network. Music lovers that like to tell their guests that the best way to eat healthy is to “drain away the fat.”
How much: $109 from Amazon.
Finally we have the
Excalibur 145 SoundMaster Satellite Floating Wireless Speakers with Universal Dock for iPod
What it is: A floating water-proof speaker for your pool. The base station connects to your iPod and wirelessly transmits the audio to the floating speaker. It also possibly has the longest product name is history.
Who it’s for: People who want their outdoor music speakers as close to them at all times. People who own more than one Roomba or Aibo.
How much: $129 from Amazon.
So there you have it. Nothing says “I love freedom” like beer cans that turn blue or spending your hard earn dollars on some totally ridiculous iPod accessories.
Happy 4th!
Of all of these, the George Foreman grill is definitely the most useless. Why on earth would you need to combine a grill and an audio device? Just because things can be merged to create a 2-in-1 high tech device doesn’t mean they should be.